Boy, would I love to be able to review that Mordekaiser’s case in Tribunal, because the chatlogs are amazing.
Here’s what happened: champion select was a disaster, with us getting Shaco and Nocturne and no one having any clue what was going on except me and Caitlyn. We took to our lanes, and Caitlyn was all pessimistic-like, and then Noc got first blood on Garen…who then proceeded to jump himself up to Legendary with 8 successive kills. Meanwhile, though, Cait and I won our lane bot…the rest of our team was at the same time falling apart and yelling at one another. Shaco was clueless and not that good, but Mord wouldn’t let him forget this, and neither would Noc; I kept telling them to calm down, told Mord to shut up with his defeatist attitude, even though I knew a lost cause when I saw one. We kept focusing Garen.
And then someone—Nocturne, I think—said to focus Gragas. And so I took that chance. And when the enemy appeared after taking Baron and destroyed an inhibitor, I struck, leaping into the fray, and we dropped Gragas and Zyra and Teemo and Garen, then chased Xin up to his turret, and then Teemo respawned but we killed them under turret, and then we broke turrets, and I survived and ran back to base and held off the Super Minions, and meanwhile Mord and Cait and Noc just kept picking the enemies off as they respawned, and then Shaco defended the base while I ran up and we finished it in a turnaround that SHOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED BUT IT DID.
"GG this one’s over" Nocturne said.
"Hardly," I responded.
"Seriously swan?" Mord said. And then told me other things.
I WAS RIGHT IN THE END.
Oooh, I feel good…I’m ending my League night on that note.